i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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