so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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