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he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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