Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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