Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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