Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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