Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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