i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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