i barfeds in our rink
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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