Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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