I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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