took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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