she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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