She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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