the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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