K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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