Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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