I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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