If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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