Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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