Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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