let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize