There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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