Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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