Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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