So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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