he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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