i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
