Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
