Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
4 words: hood of his car
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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