I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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