Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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