But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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