We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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