You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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