If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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