OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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