She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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