Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
