Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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