Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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