hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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