She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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