Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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