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the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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