so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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