I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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