i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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