He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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