Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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