Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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