So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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