Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
