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Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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