Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
